Zesty Ranch Dressing Remix

By Emma
Certified Culinary Professional
Ingredients
- 1 cup full-fat Greek yogurt
- 1 1/4 cup mayonnaise
- 1/3 cup buttermilk
- 2 1/2 teaspoon dried parsley
- 1 teaspoon dried thyme, crushed
- 1 teaspoon garlic powder
- 3/4 teaspoon onion powder
- 3/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
- 1 tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice
- 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
About the ingredients
Method
- Dump yogurt and mayo together in a medium bowl. Whisk by hand briskly till blended, creamy but still holds tiny lumps from yogurt for texture.
- Add buttermilk slowly, whisking to loosen up, watch for smoothness — not watery. Thick but pourable. That pour test tells you if buttermilk is enough or more needed.
- Sprinkle in dried parsley and thyme right after spices garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and fresh ground pepper. Toss quickly so herbs don’t clump or stick to spoon. Clumps kill smooth texture — no one likes that.
- Splash lemon juice for brightness, then a dash of Worcestershire for umami surprise — don’t skip this. It’s subtle but makes all herbs pop, learned the hard way after flat attempts.
- Whisk all again, look for even color and herbs evenly spread. Aroma should start hitting you here garlic sharp, herbs earthy, lemon bright. Fresh thyme over dill changes vibes, trust me.
- Transfer to airtight container. Refrigerate at least 60 minutes. If impatient, five minutes in fridge then stir again — temperature changes unlock flavor. Two hours best for full meld but I’ve eaten at one hour—workable.
- Texture thickens as it chills; spoon holds shape but drips slowly. If too thick after fridge, stir in a teaspoon more buttermilk to loosen without losing body.
- Store up to 14 days sealed tight. If separation happens stir vigorously or shake container before serving. Avoid double-dipping spoons—contaminates and ruins shelf life.
- If out of Greek yogurt, sour cream works as a backup but less tangy. Mayo replacement with avocado mayo for allergy twist, but expect green tint and different flavor punch.
- Tasting tip: too salty? Add a pinch sugar or extra lemon to balance. Too thick? More buttermilk or a splash cold water sparingly. Always better to adjust than fix after pouring on salad or dip.
Cooking tips
Chef's notes
- 💡 Mix yogurt and mayo first. Whisk hard by hand, aim for creamy with tiny lumps left for texture. Lumps not bad here; adds mouthfeel difference. Avoid blender which breaks emulsions or makes slick paste. Texture matters, thick but pourable is goal here. Whisk corners, break lumps.
- 💡 Add buttermilk slow, watch pouring flow. Should be pourable but hold shape slightly. Too watery means too much buttermilk. Use spoon to judge thickness. If dressing runs like syrup, add less buttermilk next time. Keep it loose enough to drizzle but dense enough to cling.
- 💡 Herbs and spices go in all at once, whisk immediately. Dried parsley, thyme, garlic and onion powders blend better tossed together. Clumping ruins texture; don’t let it sit clumpy or gritty. If herbs clump up after chilling, whisk vigorously or chop herbs finer before adding next batch.
- 💡 Lemon juice last before Worcestershire splash. Lemon brightens but loses zing if mixed too early with buttermilk. Worcestershire is subtle umami punch, splash, don’t overdo. It lifts herbs, adds depth without saltiness. Skip if unavailable but dressings fall flat without it.
- 💡 Chill at least one hour minimum. Under 60 minutes herbs taste raw, edges harsh. Two hours better flavor meld. If impatient, 5 minutes then stir again helps unlock oils. Thickens on chilling; if dressing too dense after fridge, stir in teaspoon buttermilk, loosen without breaking base.
Common questions
Can I swap mayo completely?
Yes, Greek yogurt subs half mayo here. Full swap possible but flavor and texture shift. Avocado mayo works for allergy. Adds pale green color, slightly grassy mouthfeel. Sour cream also backup but less tangy. Adjust tang with lemon if swap heavy.
Why no fresh garlic?
Fresh garlic raw in dressing turns bitter after sitting, especially fridge time. Using garlic powder avoids sharp harshness. You get garlic flavor but mellow, stays stable. If want fresh, add last minute, use sparingly. Otherwise powder or omit safe choice.
What if dressing separates?
Stir vigorously or shake container before use. Separation normal over days—oils rise or settle. Avoid using fork to stir after chilling, breaks creaminess. Use whisk or spoon gently. Store airtight, smells from fridge can leach in. Re-whisk before serving if needed.
How long keep it?
Store in sealed container fridge up to 14 days. Older than 7 days check for aroma, texture changes. Separation common with time but taste usually fine. If flavor dulls, add splash fresh lemon or buttermilk, stir well. Freeze not recommended, texture wrecked.



